Welcome to ZombieComp.Com.

The future is grim indeed when the undead stagger the streets with impunity. Your mother, father, and even your wife have turned into zombies. Oh, they will still greet you with open arms. Just watch out for the nasty bite they will leave on your neck.

24 hours later you will be walking disjointedly right next to them.

Are you prepared? Do you have what it takes to survive in this new reality inversion? Not only survive, but thrive, and reclaim what was yours.

Gone are the days of drinking Venti coffees at your local Starbucks. Today you need to know what really matters in life. What type of firearm should you carry? What is the best weapon for fighting a zombie in hand to hand combat? How do you avoid detection?

This 100 question exam will evaluate your preparedness for just such an apocalypse. You can also see how you fare with others taking the same test.

To study for the exam it is suggested that you read Max Brook's book:

The Zombie Surival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Undead

Good luck!

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The Top 1000
Place Name Points Rank Title Moral Rank
1 God 281 Hardboiled Survivor Heartless Bastard
2 Jesse Bellavance 272 Born Survivor Unknown
3 Braveheart 258 Born Survivor Weasel
4 Maximum Overdrive 253 Born Survivor Weasel
5 Gandalf the Grey 247 Born Survivor Typical Human
6 Ben 240 Born Survivor Heartless Bastard
7 Neko-nyan 239 Born Survivor Saint
8 Dan "ofthedead" Surrey 237 Born Survivor Weasel
9 ZKiller 236 Born Survivor Weasel
10 Super Fly 236 Born Survivor Weasel
11 Jamal9 235 Born Survivor Typical Human
12 BJtheZoMBIeKILLeR 230 Survivor Weasel
13 Slayer of many zombies 229 Survivor Weasel
14 Sergei 228 Survivor Typical Human
15 Kojo2047 225 Survivor Weasel
16 Madbomber Mike 223 Survivor Weasel
17 Jim Mc 222 Survivor Typical Human
18 Anarius 221 Survivor Weasel
19 Jim the wondercrab 221 Survivor Typical Human
20 dielon 218 Survivor Weasel
21 Kyle 218 Survivor Weasel
22 Luis Marrero 218 Survivor Weasel
23 Sage constantinou 216 Survivor Typical Human
24 JDay 216 Survivor Typical Human
25 Zed Aitch 216 Survivor Weasel
26 Pasha 214 Survivor Weasel
27 Pelkey 214 Survivor Weasel
28 trevor3433 214 Survivor Weasel
29 flameroran77 213 Survivor Typical Human
30 Grakk 213 Survivor Typical Human
31 Mcgyver 213 Survivor Typical Human
32 Conmiro 213 Survivor Weasel
33 dnij 213 Survivor Weasel
34 Fabio "The Chief" Venturini 212 Survivor Typical Human
35 Brodie lives 211 Survivor Heartless Bastard
36 MFQUINN! 210 Survivor Weasel
37 boosted_nelson_inc. 210 Survivor Typical Human
38 cw 209 Survivor Weasel
39 BeeTee 209 Survivor Weasel
40 Solodevice 209 Survivor Typical Human
41 SnakeMan 209 Survivor Typical Human
42 ARRocker 209 Survivor Weasel
43 Namesake 207 Suburban Survivor Saint
44 mattblack 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
45 OkieSam 206 Suburban Survivor Weasel
46 rock 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
47 Jstra 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
48 Maverick Robbins 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
49 strife 205 Suburban Survivor Saint
50 Noaccount 204 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
51 Chick Naorrus 204 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
52 DaveK 203 Suburban Survivor Weasel
53 James Tiberius Kirk 203 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
54 scrambles the death dealer 203 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
55 Northern_Winter 203 Suburban Survivor Weasel
56 Cool Hand Marmaduke 202 Suburban Survivor Weasel
57 Runawaysheep 202 Suburban Survivor Saint
58 Bear667 202 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
59 Amber 201 Suburban Survivor Weasel
60 Lars 201 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
61 weaselboy 200 Suburban Survivor Weasel
62 svenarchy 198 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
63 Valarion 198 Suburban Survivor Weasel
64 mudbug63 198 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
65 iElmiraDotCom 197 Suburban Survivor Weasel
66 Leprechaun 196 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
67 pulpbeats 196 Suburban Survior Weasel
68 Bart Simpson 196 Suburban Survivor Weasel
69 bill 196 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
70 Chuck 195 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
71 Gray 195 Suburban Survivor Weasel
72 Jordan Butler 194 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
73 Coop 194 Suburban Survivor Weasel
74 t87supra 192 Suburban Survivor Weasel
75 KemptonMarshal 192 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
76 Drofz 192 Suburban Survivor Weasel
77 ambrosemedia 191 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
78 doaa 191 Suburban Survivor Weasel
79 Lauren Korink 191 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
80 Pitdog 189 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
81 Demoh 188 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
82 deadzores! 188 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
83 z-day I almost survived you! 188 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
84 ImNoKid 186 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
85 Jesse Machine D 185 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
86 Dark Gale 185 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
87 Never eat the grey meat 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
88 duder 184 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
89 Till 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
90 bendigo78 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
91 Paul The Great 183 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
92 Madess 183 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
93 wags415 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
94 El_Infidel 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
95 Jeriah 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
96 JC 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
97 TheZombieApocalypse.com 182 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
98 Strife26 181 Survivor Wannabee Saint
99 BootShootBoogie 181 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
100 Captain Alistre 179 Survivor Wannabee Unknown
101 Lighteye67 178 Average Joe Typical Human
102 andy 178 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
103 Gorgon the decapitator 178 Average Joe Unknown
104 Jeff the badass 177 Average Joe Weasel
105 Producer Bill 175 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
106 Gripy 175 Average Joe Saint
107 Dead_Jesus 174 Average Joe Typical Human
108 FSN-kmagnuss 174 Average Joe Typical Human
109 GAR 174 Average Joe Weasel
110 fullmedaljacket8 174 Average Joe Typical Human
111 fullmedaljacket87 174 Average Joe Typical Human
112 nicolas 173 Average Joe Typical Human
113 floyd 173 Average Joe Weasel
114 lou 173 Average Joe Typical Human
115 J-bone 171 Average Joe Weasel
116 philgar 170 Average Joe Typical Human
117 Tarek Nabhan 170 Average Joe Weasel
118 Spinich 169 Average Joe Weasel
119 MUd$lide 168 Average Joe Weasel
120 Jakey 168 Average Joe Typical Human
121 Tumbleweed 168 Average Joe
122 blue jewly 167 Average Joe Typical Human
123 Tumbleweed444 165 Average Joe Typical Human
124 Zombie Dude 165 Average Joe Weasel
125 Team Traverse City 165 Average Joe Weasel
126 Badger 165 Average Joe Typical Human
127 CRY BABY (Zombie Dad) WAAAAHH! 164 Average Joe Dog Turd
128 Cupcake 163 Average Joe Weasel
129 mike 163 Average Joe Typical Human
130 Shorty40 163 Average Joe Typical Human
131 Zac 162 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
132 Shadow 161 Average Joe Typical Human
133 medalhedd 161 Average Joe Weasel
134 Mena 161 Average Joe Typical Human
135 Jaddra 160 Average Joe Typical Human
136 MIrixD 159 Meals on Wheels Weasel
137 noah 158 Meals on Wheels Weasel
138 ricky702 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
139 ricky7021 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
140 reaper101 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
141 Redneck 153 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
142 Team Mt. Pleasant. PS... Im not a weasel 152 Meals on Wheels Weasel
143 charged214 152 Meals on Wheels Saint
144 Boom 152 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
145 Colfax 151 Meals on Wheels Weasel
146 Caleb Brambora 145 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
147 deadass beekeeper 144 Walking Meat Stick Saint
148 andrew 143 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
149 scrub 142 Walking Meat Stick Saint
150 noname 142 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
151 asl 141 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
152 zombieservivalest 141 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
153 Stephen Maturin 140 Walking Meat Stick Unknown
154 aj 140 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
155 Caroline 140 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
156 Shannon Ray 138 Walking Meat Stick Saint
157 OTIS 127 Future Zombie Typical Human
158 zombie wrangler 124 Future Zombie Typical Human
159 ciscokid 123 Future Zombie Typical Human
160 Randy Rhea 123 Future Zombie Weasel
161 curse you z-day! 49 Future Zombie Typical Human
162 Barack Obama 23 Future Zombie Saint
163 Cipher 4 Future Zombie Heartless Bastard
164 I Can Count Too Potato 1 Future Zombie Unknown
165 George W. Bush The Moron 1 Future Zombie Cucumber