Welcome to ZombieComp.Com.

The future is grim indeed when the undead stagger the streets with impunity. Your mother, father, and even your wife have turned into zombies. Oh, they will still greet you with open arms. Just watch out for the nasty bite they will leave on your neck.

24 hours later you will be walking disjointedly right next to them.

Are you prepared? Do you have what it takes to survive in this new reality inversion? Not only survive, but thrive, and reclaim what was yours.

Gone are the days of drinking Venti coffees at your local Starbucks. Today you need to know what really matters in life. What type of firearm should you carry? What is the best weapon for fighting a zombie in hand to hand combat? How do you avoid detection?

This 100 question exam will evaluate your preparedness for just such an apocalypse. You can also see how you fare with others taking the same test.

To study for the exam it is suggested that you read Max Brook's book:

The Zombie Surival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Undead

Good luck!

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The Top 1000
Place Name Points Rank Title Moral Rank
1 God 281 Hardboiled Survivor Heartless Bastard
2 Jesse Bellavance 272 Born Survivor Unknown
3 Braveheart 258 Born Survivor Weasel
4 Maximum Overdrive 253 Born Survivor Weasel
5 Gandalf the Grey 247 Born Survivor Typical Human
6 Ben 240 Born Survivor Heartless Bastard
7 Neko-nyan 239 Born Survivor Saint
8 Dan "ofthedead" Surrey 237 Born Survivor Weasel
9 Super Fly 236 Born Survivor Weasel
10 ZKiller 236 Born Survivor Weasel
11 Jamal9 235 Born Survivor Typical Human
12 BJtheZoMBIeKILLeR 230 Survivor Weasel
13 Slayer of many zombies 229 Survivor Weasel
14 Sergei 228 Survivor Typical Human
15 Kojo2047 225 Survivor Weasel
16 Madbomber Mike 223 Survivor Weasel
17 Jim Mc 222 Survivor Typical Human
18 Jim the wondercrab 221 Survivor Typical Human
19 Anarius 221 Survivor Weasel
20 dielon 218 Survivor Weasel
21 Luis Marrero 218 Survivor Weasel
22 Kyle 218 Survivor Weasel
23 Zed Aitch 216 Survivor Weasel
24 Sage constantinou 216 Survivor Typical Human
25 JDay 216 Survivor Typical Human
26 Pasha 214 Survivor Weasel
27 trevor3433 214 Survivor Weasel
28 Pelkey 214 Survivor Weasel
29 Grakk 213 Survivor Typical Human
30 Mcgyver 213 Survivor Typical Human
31 Conmiro 213 Survivor Weasel
32 dnij 213 Survivor Weasel
33 flameroran77 213 Survivor Typical Human
34 Fabio "The Chief" Venturini 212 Survivor Typical Human
35 Brodie lives 211 Survivor Heartless Bastard
36 boosted_nelson_inc. 210 Survivor Typical Human
37 MFQUINN! 210 Survivor Weasel
38 zed deathsword 209 Survivor Heartless Bastard
39 ARRocker 209 Survivor Weasel
40 Solodevice 209 Survivor Typical Human
41 BeeTee 209 Survivor Weasel
42 cw 209 Survivor Weasel
43 SnakeMan 209 Survivor Typical Human
44 Namesake 207 Suburban Survivor Saint
45 Jstra 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
46 Maverick Robbins 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
47 rock 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
48 mattblack 206 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
49 OkieSam 206 Suburban Survivor Weasel
50 strife 205 Suburban Survivor Saint
51 Noaccount 204 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
52 Chick Naorrus 204 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
53 scrambles the death dealer 203 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
54 DaveK 203 Suburban Survivor Weasel
55 James Tiberius Kirk 203 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
56 Northern_Winter 203 Suburban Survivor Weasel
57 Runawaysheep 202 Suburban Survivor Saint
58 Bear667 202 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
59 Cool Hand Marmaduke 202 Suburban Survivor Weasel
60 Amber 201 Suburban Survivor Weasel
61 Lars 201 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
62 billy 200 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
63 weaselboy 200 Suburban Survivor Weasel
64 mudbug63 198 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
65 Valarion 198 Suburban Survivor Weasel
66 svenarchy 198 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
67 iElmiraDotCom 197 Suburban Survivor Weasel
68 pulpbeats 196 Suburban Survior Weasel
69 Bart Simpson 196 Suburban Survivor Weasel
70 Leprechaun 196 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
71 bill 196 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
72 Chuck 195 Suburban Survivor Heartless Bastard
73 Gray 195 Suburban Survivor Weasel
74 Coop 194 Suburban Survivor Weasel
75 Jordan Butler 194 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
76 Drofz 192 Suburban Survivor Weasel
77 t87supra 192 Suburban Survivor Weasel
78 KemptonMarshal 192 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
79 Lauren Korink 191 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
80 ambrosemedia 191 Suburban Survivor Typical Human
81 doaa 191 Suburban Survivor Weasel
82 Pitdog 189 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
83 Demoh 188 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
84 deadzores! 188 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
85 z-day I almost survived you! 188 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
86 ImNoKid 186 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
87 Jesse Machine D 185 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
88 Dark Gale 185 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
89 Till 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
90 bendigo78 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
91 Never eat the grey meat 184 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
92 duder 184 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
93 Madess 183 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
94 Paul The Great 183 Survivor Wannabee Heartless Bastard
95 JC 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
96 TheZombieApocalypse.com 182 Survivor Wannabee Weasel
97 wags415 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
98 El_Infidel 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
99 Jeriah 182 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
100 Strife26 181 Survivor Wannabee Saint
101 BootShootBoogie 181 Survivor Wannabee Typical Human
102 Captain Alistre 179 Survivor Wannabee Unknown
103 Lighteye67 178 Average Joe Typical Human
104 Gorgon the decapitator 178 Average Joe Unknown
105 andy 178 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
106 Jeff the badass 177 Average Joe Weasel
107 Producer Bill 175 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
108 Gripy 175 Average Joe Saint
109 GAR 174 Average Joe Weasel
110 fullmedaljacket87 174 Average Joe Typical Human
111 Dead_Jesus 174 Average Joe Typical Human
112 FSN-kmagnuss 174 Average Joe Typical Human
113 fullmedaljacket8 174 Average Joe Typical Human
114 lou 173 Average Joe Typical Human
115 nicolas 173 Average Joe Typical Human
116 floyd 173 Average Joe Weasel
117 J-bone 171 Average Joe Weasel
118 philgar 170 Average Joe Typical Human
119 Tarek Nabhan 170 Average Joe Weasel
120 Spinich 169 Average Joe Weasel
121 MUd$lide 168 Average Joe Weasel
122 Jakey 168 Average Joe Typical Human
123 Tumbleweed 168 Average Joe
124 blue jewly 167 Average Joe Typical Human
125 Team Traverse City 165 Average Joe Weasel
126 Badger 165 Average Joe Typical Human
127 Tumbleweed444 165 Average Joe Typical Human
128 Zombie Dude 165 Average Joe Weasel
129 CRY BABY (Zombie Dad) WAAAAHH! 164 Average Joe Dog Turd
130 Cupcake 163 Average Joe Weasel
131 mike 163 Average Joe Typical Human
132 Shorty40 163 Average Joe Typical Human
133 Zac 162 Average Joe Heartless Bastard
134 Mena 161 Average Joe Typical Human
135 Shadow 161 Average Joe Typical Human
136 medalhedd 161 Average Joe Weasel
137 Jaddra 160 Average Joe Typical Human
138 MIrixD 159 Meals on Wheels Weasel
139 noah 158 Meals on Wheels Weasel
140 ricky702 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
141 ricky7021 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
142 reaper101 156 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
143 Redneck 153 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
144 Boom 152 Meals on Wheels Typical Human
145 charged214 152 Meals on Wheels Saint
146 Team Mt. Pleasant. PS... Im not a weasel 152 Meals on Wheels Weasel
147 Colfax 151 Meals on Wheels Weasel
148 Podge2012 147 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
149 Caleb Brambora 145 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
150 deadass beekeeper 144 Walking Meat Stick Saint
151 andrew 143 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
152 scrub 142 Walking Meat Stick Saint
153 noname 142 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
154 asl 141 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
155 zombieservivalest 141 Walking Meat Stick Typical Human
156 aj 140 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
157 Stephen Maturin 140 Walking Meat Stick Unknown
158 Caroline 140 Walking Meat Stick Weasel
159 Shannon Ray 138 Walking Meat Stick Saint
160 OTIS 127 Future Zombie Typical Human
161 zombie wrangler 124 Future Zombie Typical Human
162 Randy Rhea 123 Future Zombie Weasel
163 ciscokid 123 Future Zombie Typical Human
164 curse you z-day! 49 Future Zombie Typical Human
165 Barack Obama 23 Future Zombie Saint
166 Cipher 4 Future Zombie Heartless Bastard
167 George W. Bush The Moron 1 Future Zombie Cucumber
168 I Can Count Too Potato 1 Future Zombie Unknown